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Walkabout & Street

Caricaturists

Create a wonderful memento of your event + lots of fun to watch!

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LIVING STATUES

Beautiful and mesmerising statues to enhance any theme or event

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MAGICIANS

Stunning, exasperating, intriguing and great close up entertainment for drinks or dinner and many of the magicians also perform an amazing cabaret...

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ROBOTS

Are they real? Is someone inside there? Is this the entertainment of the future?

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STILTWALKERS

Every kind of theme and every kind of costume and even bouncy ones!

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Street / Arena Shows

High quality, breathtaking, hilarious performers and physical theatre for street performances, arenas and festivals

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World Music & Artists

African, Asian, Bavarian, Cajun, Choirs, England, French, Greek, Italian, Marching Bands, Medieval, Opera, Russian, Scottish and more - from the UK and around the world..

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A Guide to Poise and Perfection

Strangely beautiful comic choreography - mastering the art of balancing an unruly jelly upon one's head they glide along in an effortless display of poise and perfection...

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Andy Warhols

Pop artist Andy Warhol liked nothing more than multiple editions of trashy culture, and we like nothing more than multiple editions of Andy Warhol.

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Art Police

The Art Police make sure you don't overdose on culture, or miss out on the delights of Greyhound Racing or Bingo..

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Artizani / Syrovy

One of Europe's most stylish and stunning street acts combining traditional circus skills with an eye for the surreal..

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Bands on Stilts!

Different musical genres - these guys will really get noticed at your event..

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Belladonna and her Venus Flytraps

Meet Belladonna the deadly gardener in her Venus Flytrap drawn chariot. She dispenses gardening tips whilst trying to find a tasty morsel for her hungry pets - but what is that fly up to?...

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Big Hatted Ladies

A fulsome and fully floral ensemble with rather expensive chapeaux...

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Bill Insgate

Fishing for lobster, shrimps and compliments since 1862!

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Bjorn the Polar Bear

A life size and incredibly life like adult male Polar Bear. Playful, mischievous and huggable..

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Black Copper Gent Living Statue

This Black Copper Gent Living Statue is perfect for garden parties, Black and White themed events or just for that added wow factor!

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Bloco Fogo Samba Group

A fun, colourful and exciting drumming group, Bloco Fogo plays Brazilian, Cuban and African rhythms at a wide variety of events across the United Kingdom.

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BMX / Skateboarding / Inline Skating

A professional team of BMX, Skateboarding, Inline skating displays, basketball and football performers and coaches with a range of 8 different show packages

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Bramble FM

Reviving the radio roadshow, receive a live local broadcast from the studio caravan, eclectic music, eccentric dancing and special guests..

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Britannia Optioscope

A spectacular costume featuring a Britannia head-dress, which can be worn as shown or illuminated by hundreds of blinking points of bright light.

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British Bathers

These colourful Union Jack Bathers, Best of British and of course Olympic squad Swimmers available for your event!

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British Belles Stiltwalkers

Friendly and utterly charming these ladies are an ideal choice to give your guests a warm welcome. Elegant and immaculately polished they are perfect for whatever event you can think of.

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British Bobbies

Directing the crowds as if they were traffic at Piccadilly Circus and giving the shake-down to suspicious passers-by..

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Bronze Trilby Living Statue

This Bronze Trilby Living Statue is perfect for garden parties, street entertainment, themed events or just for that added wow factor!

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Brooklyn Wiseguys

They're hitting the town with money to burn... 'How ya doin'?

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Bruce Airhead

Bruce Airhead... The metamorphosis of a man and a six-foot balloon...

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Cabin Fever - Pirate Show

Join Captain Bullock and Bosun Bell for maritime mayhem, magic and mirth. A nautical extravaganza of eccentric experiments.

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Carmen Rollas and Herman Seetas

Salsa Dancing Duo Herman Seetas & Carmen Rollas will thrill you with their outrageous Salsa dancing on stilts..

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Carnival of Curiosities

Theodore Fenwicke's three Victorian booths....

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Castlemilk Rod Anglers Partnership (C.R.A.P.)

Years of miserable experience testing experimental baits and fishing techniques have not helped these pathetic old codgers ever catch a single fish...

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Centurian / Roman Living Statue

This Centurian or Roman Living Statue is perfect for garden parties, street entertainment, themed events or just for that added wow factor

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Cha Cha Chickens

Perfect for those Latin and tropical parties, these lovely birds just love to dance!

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Charlie Chaplin

A stunning amount of detail has gone into making this the most realistic statue of Charlie Chaplin - you might never know he isn't a real statue until he makes you laugh..

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Cherub Living Statue

Not your average cherub really, but will perk up a few events as a rather 'cheeky cherub'..

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Children of The Damned

Two or more of those strange blonde schoolchildren from 'Village of the Damned'..

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Chimney Sweep Living Statue

This Chimney Sweep Living Statue is perfect for garden parties, street entertainment, themed events or just for that added wow factor..

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China Red & China Blue (New for 2012)

Superb living statues that can also be used as walkabout characters, perfect for oriental themed occasions and events

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Chinese Acrobat and Dance

Our Chinese performers combine Chinese Circus traditions, acrobatics and contemporary performing styles and dances to provide an exhilerating performance that is exciting for all ages..

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Christmas & Winter Entertainment

Festive Music & Jollity and things that make you go brrrr!

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Cigar Bar (New for 2011!)

A retro CIGAR BAR, cigar girls and some freshly-cut Cubans. No matter what their trays contain, your guests will always be tempted to sample the treats these well-heeled ladies have to offer..

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Clockman

A quirky time piece - perfect for any event - now don't be late!

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Complimentary Compliments Service

Two waiters, from an era when service meant more than simply giving people what they asked for, offer you a complimentary compliment..

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Couple No #69

Barry and Yvonne, ostracized by the world of competition ballroom due to an over enthusiastic technique demonstrate how to 'Rumba' amongst other talents..

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Creatures

For the first time outside the world of films, 4-legged, animatronic, film-quality mythical beasts!

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Crystal Ball

As with most forms of divination crystal ball gazing has its roots way back in history, but can now be a rather different form of entertainment for parties and themed events

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Deep Sea Divers

Descend to the depths with the jovial deep sea divers..

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Digital Event Paparazzi

Give your guests the superstar treatment - it must be something special if the Paparazzi are there!

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Dingle Fingle

International Clown and winner of London 2010 Children's Entertainer of the Year. Mime, magic, juggling, fire, unicycling & lots more!

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Dinner Monitors Cell Block H

'Eat your greens Wilkins, or you'll lose your privileges ...

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Disco Ball Heads

Very 70s & very Disco! Remember the Mirror Ball - now you can dance with one too!

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Divine Airways Flags

Fasten your seatbelts! Divine Airways takes you to seventh heaven with fabulous semaphore from their heavenly hostesses

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DJ Booth and the Wheels of Steel

Experience Saturday Night Fever and Sunday Night at the Palladium rolled in to one big glitzy ball of music..

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Dreary Shoppers (New for 2012)

Just one more present to get, and Auntie Mabel's such an awkward size ... 'What I'd give for a nice cuppa tea...me feet are killing me...'.

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Einstein

One or more white-haired and white-coated Doctor Einsteins perform experiments' rather randomly..

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Eliza Doolittle

A brand new recreation of the stunning Black & white 'Ascot' scene dress from 'My Fair Lady' and that 'HAT' accompanied by 'Professor Higgins' available for walkabout and meet and greet.

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Elliot Smess & The Unbearables

Dedicated to busting up the party wherever people are having fun, these guys are looking for 'Mr Big'...

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Elvis & the Rockers

Uh Huh. Rock the night away with Elvis and band on Stilts - now there's something you thought you'd never see..

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Emotional Security

Sometimes what the public needs is a nice cup of tea and a cuddle. These sensitive guys are ever vigilant.

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Epico “The Dragon" (New for 2012)

Interactive street style shows starring Sir Aurelious Jones and the breathtaking animatronic wonder Epico the Dragon...

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Feather, Shell and Flower Reading

A fun way of reading personality and the future - by choosing certain ones you may see what opportunities will come your way...

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Felix & Felix

Felix&Felix Brent, the English Gents - Victorian themed twins, with Penny Farthing riding, juggling, and chat, all to the accompaniment of period, (and not so period) music from their suitcase sound system..

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Festive Elves

Two colorfully dressed elves carry a spectacular swaying eight foot tall tower of presents. Armed with quill, clipboard, pocket watch & whistle Head Elf Horris attempts to keep their delivery on schedule, as Junior Elf Norris struggles and clowns with the teetering tower of presents..

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Flag Dance

Glorious colours, National Flags, Gold, Silver with LED or monochrome - high impact dance or walkabout

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Flights of Fondant Fancy

The year is 1940. Women all over Britain are doing their bit to keep the country ticking along nicely. A small teashop has opened, bringing tea to all in need. But is all as it first appears?

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Flying Carpets

From across the desert sands come legendary storytellers Ruby Murry and Baba Ganush on their magical flying carpets. These colorful, comic characters demonstrate powers of flight and levitation, whilst enchanting all with their tall tales and terrible jokes collected from the far flung corners of the globe.

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Footballer Living Statue

This Footballer Living Statue is perfect for street entertainment, sporting themed events or just for that added wow factor

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Forest Fauns

The Forest Fauns are chic, elegant, dramatic and beautifully refined. They are dazzling and mysterious in their crystallized masks and guests become bee like in their attraction to their subtle flirtations and resplendent lavish hues...

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Georgians

A gaggle of eighteenth-century fops comment on the latest fashions and the like...

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Glastonbury Hippy Encampment

Not quite sure which festival they are at ... but that's cool.

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Gold People

These are the definitive mannequin / living statue act.. The group performs with one mind...

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Golden Angels Living Statues

These Golden Angel Statues are perfect for garden parties, street entertainment, Heaven & Hell themed events or just for that added wow factor

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Govan Yacht Club

The sun's over the yardarm, and its time for a G&T...

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Grand Victorian Circus

A roving miniature Victorian Circus featuring puppet clowns and an array of fantastic acts, all the thrills of a Victorian Circus..

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Grey People

Strange, sad, monochrome people creating wistful tableaux..

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Harbuck & Futtock

Milliners of Distinction, this respected firm will create 200 original hats to order, on the spot...

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Heavy Metal Roadies

As far as they're concerned, nothing is loud enough. It needs to be 'miked up', checked, and tested for feedback. 'One two, one two...

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Hello Sailor

Features a miniature electrically powered speed boat captained by an old nautical seadog camping it up on the high seas..

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Helter Skelter

These curious stilt characters bring a splash of colour to the dreariest of backdrops, with stunningly choreographed movement..

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Hodman & Sally

The delightfully captivating Hodman Dodmanott and Sally Forth, a wee pair of wonderful wanderers from the proud country of Oblivia...

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Hollywood Film Crew

Director Orsum Smelles is accompanied by various characters at star-studded events...

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Humanimal

Humanimal is the best way to entertain your guests if you look to bring the "Wild" dimension to your Event! Completely stunning recreation of wild and domestic animals..

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Interior Designers

Chic men & women roam the venue suggesting new colour schemes..

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Irana Frump Entourage

Top Society Hostess and dedicated shopper..

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Jobsworths

Grumpy caretakers with a penchant for cleaning everything that doesn't move..

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Jubilee Jugglers (New for 2012)

Two jaunty chaps on stilts who can perform juggling tricks, including passing, and provide a big impact at any event.

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Judge the Poet

An amazing and original poet who takes any words given to him from the audience and turns them into a..poem..

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Ladies of the Waves

Three 'ladies of a certain age' who make up the world's only dry-land synchronised swimming team. They perform their hilarious routine with utmost sincerity and conviction..

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Laird of Calleybrew

Often accompanied by his trusty Groundsman, and occasionally his wife, the Laird likes to mingle at Cultural Events and promote his Highland Estate. And his brewery..

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Lifeboat

The shipwrecked Captain and Boatswain’s mate have been adrift since 1786 and are more than a little confused

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Living Picture Frame

Removalists place a picture frame in front of unsuspecting members of the public..is it art?

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Lord and Lady Goldwyn

An Aristocratic socialite, who loves to mix it with the best!

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Lost Ramblers

Old fashioned ramblers demand the right to roam - through streets, shops, offices, car parks, houses...

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Man in a Box

Internationally regarded as the world's only living man in a box. He scuttles about meeting and greeting...

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Meet and Greet

Be met at your event by Paparazzi, or Marilyn, or Magicians, or Gorillas or....

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Mime

Moving or static, electronic, themed, French, walkabout, dancing - but rarely do they speak..

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Mirra Bella (New for 2011)

Mirra Bella is a walking, dancing human mirror ball, she is covered in thousands of mirrored tiles and quite literally glows.

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Mr Big and His Henchmen

Mr. Big runs the joint, and don’t you forget it. If, by any chance, you do forget it, his trusty henchmen are always eager to give your memory a little jog..

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National No Smiling Day

The British League of Pessimists are against anything and everything..

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Normals

Bowler hatted dinner-suited men with silver faces march around in strict order...

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Nosey Housewives

A team of mixed gender housewives in blue raincoats and headscarves turn up to see what's going on..

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Old Waiting Staff

Ancient, decrepit and dusty servants attend the assembled dinner guests, slowly collecting up cutlery and tableware...

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Olympic Athletes on Stilts

Great for welcoming audiences - these towering Athletes can carry the Olympic torch at your event - perfect for walkabout or stage

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Olympic Ribbon Dance

Beautiful Ribbon performance combining contemporary dance and rhythmic gymnastics techniques in the Olympic colours.

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Olympic Themed Bike

A bike with 5 beautiful Olympic coloured wheels - you don't see that every day!

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Olympic Themed Bronze Athletes & Statues (New for 2012)

Slow motion, torch bearing Bronze athletes and statues perfect for Olympic and sporting events

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Olympic themed Optioscopes

Capturing the drama and energy of the 2012 Olympic Games, this unique, unforgettable and energetic act is performed by a powerful team of skilled dancers..

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Olympic Themed Podiums

These three winning athletes are from England, France and Turkey with England coming a proud first! Great for parades and walkabouts

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Olympic Torch Bearers

Two glamourous Grecian white satin gowns embellished by hand with gold leaf and swarovski crystals.Complete with fire torches makes these beautiful stilt walkers ideal for meet and greet for that ultimate olympic themed event.

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Oozebogs

A displaced family of alien swamp monsters displaying the social skills and graces of jelly fish..

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Organ Grinder & Monkey

A juggling organ grinder, not sure who is doing all the hard work! One of our favourite street performers with yet another incarnation..

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Paparazzi (2)

Always looking for that perfect shot and exclusive quote, these 'flash-popping hacks' spot celebrities at every turn..

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Pedestrian Grand Prix

Leg-powered racing cars compete for the Gold Cup accompanied by a live commentator..

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Pink Suitcases

A group of lost, very English, formally dressed tourists, carrying bright pink suitcases cause confusion as they attempt to find their way to the hotel, station, airport etc...

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Pirates of Menspants

Two dashing, bearded, sea-shanty singing pirates..

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Pirates, Parrots, Sirens and Seahorses

A Walkabout / Driveabout performance.. Captain Bullock rides Polly, his temperamental, permanently peckish, giant parrot, on a quest for treasure, birdseed and romance..

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Pongo

Pongo! Inquisitive, affectionate, adorable and cheeky; the world's only eight-foot baby Obobee bird

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Power Peacock

Fabulously opulent peacock is completely unique - you won’t see another like it anywhere in the world - a nine foot tall light up LED peacock!

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Pregnant Man

Despite the unconventional nature of their pregnancy, this couple can barely contain their excitement at impending parenthood...

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Privates

Semi-detached suburbanites carrying their own French windows..

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PUSHMI-PULLYU

An extra-ordinary stilt illusion, there is nothing to say about this except seeing is believing!

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Quantified

The Quantified girls look to the past when black and white was the latest look..

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Queenie & Prince Charming

Off with his head! Blackadder comes to your event, great as statues or walkabout, these regal characters can be more serious if required..

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Reds

Stunning one-colour people with skin and clothing to match, posing like sculpture exhibits

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Ribbon Dance

From Chinese to silver, electric and all the colours of the rainbow..

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Rimski's Bicycle Piano

A music and theatre act based on a unique bicycle piano featuring original cabaret style songs and surreal humor.

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Robo-Runner (New for 2012)

Britain's Olympic hopes depend on this top secret sports research project. How will our athletes get the edge in 2012.. Could this be it..

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Ron & Don

Having just concluded a spell in pyramid selling (they were deported from Egypt), these loveable East End rogues have returned with their eye on the main chance..

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Royal Footmen

With light humour, gentle wit, mime and lavish costumes, these footmen bring a touch of class to any event..

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Scarecrow

An hilarious and very surreal family favorite. Gather round and hear the words of wisdom from Prof John Davenport as he teaches the Kids and the Adults what being a scarecrow is all about...

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School Children

Revolting 1950s school kids in traditional uniforms..

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Shellsuits

Out for the night and out for a fight, this group of Sharons and Duanes are the perfect antidote to the more serious occasion..

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Silhouettists

Amazing silhouette portraits cut in a matter of seconds!

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Silver & Gold Stars (New for 2011)

Fun, bubbly characters - the Silver and Gold Star Walkabout Act are available to hand out roses, chocolates, messages, engagement rings, and any other surprise you may have in mind.

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Sisters of No Mercy

This Matronly Nursing Order doesn't suffer fools gladly...

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Sky Muffins

The Sky Muffins take you to a place where exclusivity is made ever more personal. Get ready for take-off and rediscover the romance of flying once again.. Fasten your seatbelts... we may be in for a bumpy ride.

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Snake Dancers

Fabulous, exotic and hypnotic snake dancers to add mystery to your event..

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Space Cadets

This pair, Knowall Armstrong (believed by one to be the worlds cleverest person), and sidekick Buzz Allbran (possessor of superhuman abilities), are a legend in Space Corps..

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Spacemen

These astronauts don't know what planet they've landed on - but are here to make their prescence felt!

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Spanish Fly Guys (New for 2012)

Eager for anyone and everyone to sample their potent aphrodisiac cocktail, these excitable barmen will 'knock one up for you' on the spot..

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Spiv Traders

These professional 'street-traders' can get you anything from 'Vitality Potions' to nylons or dodgy souvenirs. All cheap. All top-notch quality.

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Spoz the Poet

A Birmingham born and bred poet with a background as a singer, songwriter, musician and playwright who brings fun and laughter (and logic!) to poetry for events..

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Star Bubble

A large transparent bubble. Clear, perfectly round and with a dazzling black Starcloth backdrop. Centred on a revolving podium..

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Stegosaurus the Dinosaur (New for 2012)

A brand new show suitable for people of all ages, which brings prehistory to life - a combination of live sound, facial animatronics and extreme puppetry..

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Steve Kaos

A superb all round performer who specialises as a juggler, diabolist and stiltwalker and is also brilliant at teaching circus skills - all with witty banter, fun and a healthy dose of old fashioned good manners and chivalry!

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Stone Angel Living Statue

Human or living statues are perfect for adding class and fun to any event and wonderful for themed parties

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Street Runners

Break Dancers, Free Runners, Street Dancer artists who balance on anything - using everything handy as props!

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Swash and Buckle

This dashing duo delight with their duelling and daring deeds...

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Tall Men In Black

Reservoir Dogs meet the Blues Brothers. These guys are secret agents, over zealous security guards and giant bouncers all rolled into one..

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Tandem

Two men, a tandem, a trunk, a stage, and some unfeasibly long shoes..

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Tart and Vicar

An English vicar and his new bride show off their matching dog collars...

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The 'Queen'

Her Majesty always enjoys a party and will graciously open/close the event and even the guests...

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The Air Ace

A gung ho, handle bar moustache Jonnie in a horribly realistic miniature Spitfire aircraft..

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The Amazing Morris Dancers

Life size mechanical dancers leap into action, a mass of arms and legs moving in complete harmony...

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The Autograph Hunters

A gang of star struck anoraks who can spot celebrities in any crowd..

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The Aviary (New for 2011)

The bright, beautiful and exotic Gran Canaria, or maybe the luscious Precious the Peacock or finally there is the ominous, dark and silent Darth Raven.

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The Big Train

Featuring a large man in a small train plus a lot of groovy tunes..

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The Brunels

The Brunels with a navvi trying to build a railway through your event..

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The Car Boot Sale

Frighteningly authentic but all is not what it seems..

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The Cherubs

One of the problems with these little cherubs is they won't stay still

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The Chipolatas

Vibrant, colourful circus skills, music and inventive street theatre. Industrial strength entertainment for any event!

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The Curious Aliens

From a faraway planet two loveable aliens investigate the earth and its inhabitants. They like to suck out children’s brains in their thirst for human knowledge..

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The Cycling Panda

Gordon, the cycling Panda, is an hilarious life-size radio-controlled panda.. very convincing

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The Dapper Chaps (New for 2011)

A comedy character based act featuring Reginald 'tic toc' Monty Montgomery IV and Quentin 'bang on' Bladderhasit Caruthers III splendidly attired, impecably turned out in Victorian attire perambulating on their penny farthings.

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The Decrepit Butlers

A touch of class required? Good dress and etiquette explained? Tireless and resourceful butlers of the old school...

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The Dress Circle

An enormous woman with sumptuously brocaded child-bearing hips glides around event grounds effortlessly as if propelled from beneath, sharing social tittle-tattle. However there are some amazing surprises to be had..

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The Elvis Cleaning Company

'Highly efficient and dedicated - spread the word - 'Cleanliness is next to Presliness'

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The Explorers

Definitely not lost, searching for who knows what, our Explorers march nobly on..

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The Fairly Fresh Fish Co

The Fairly Fresh Fish Co. move through a crowd offering the traditional fare of a seafood stall. As the audience looks down upon the tray however, they quickly realise that not all is as it should be?

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The Family Tree

Enter into the arboreal world of The Family Tree. This gentle walkabout fits natural themes or outdoor events, and is perfect for peripheral entertainment, or something a little more focused.

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The Film Crew

With director, camera, crew, a BIG STAR and the audience as extras...

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The Gaiety Engine

The last remaining Victorian freak show, by turns comic, ridiculous and tragic - wallowing in Victoriana.

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The Garden Gnomes

Three giant gnomes creep about with their own personal hedges, hiding in the undergrowth, creating a magical garden..

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The Giant Penguins

Posing, Fishing for compliments, jumping, dancing, flapping and poking their beaks into everyone's business...

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The Goblins (New for 2012)

The Goblins have arrived! Prince Oddness and his servant Grotsick are questing to find a new Princess, auditioning members of the public they bring their topsy-turvy perception of our world into magical life.

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The Gorillas

Mum dad and 'the kids' out on a wander with their 'handler' - very lifelike!

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The Great Camel Illusion

Simply a great illusion - the first in the world - ever - involving a camel..

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The Half Naked Chef

A spoof Australian TV cook gives a culinary demonstration that would make Delia Smith's hair stand on end..

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The Hunt

Tally Ho..is this politically ..um..

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The Inspectors

In from the depot at Burnley, never satisfied with a caution when a ticket will do..

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The Jesters

The Jesters are a pair of comic acrobats, with stunning costumes of antique leather and crushed velvet. They are available both as a duo or singly, and can perform either on powerskips, standard stilts or as a floor based musical duo

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The Legwarmerz

The Legwarmaz are comedy aerobics instructors valiantly trying to infect members of the public with their special brand of fitness-fun (and just a little bit of drama...

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The Lightwalkers

Utterly unique and futuristically advanced these stilt costumes now have a LED colour lighting system. They can change to any colour in time to music or whim with their advanced computer systems.

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The Martians

The Martians stride through this strange planet inquisitively attempting to go where no Martian has gone before..

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The Microscopic Animal Enthusiasts

A cross between Indiana Jones and David Bellamy, these animal lovers are on a mission of miniature proportions.

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The Misinformation Tent

Lost? Any questions? The Misinformation Tent will supply (wrong) answers to all life's questions..

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The Nannies

The Nannies behave impeccably and expect you to do likewise. Bring it up dear, it's better out than in..

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The Naughtiest Noise in the Galaxy

A tricycle mounted booth in which are played some of the rudest noises in the cosmos..

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The Newsdesk

Top TV anchormen and news pundits James Dunkworth and Martin Glover report LIVE from a street near you.

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The Notional Trust

Observing unobserved. Believing they can't be seen, NT representatives Trevor and Rodger give a running commentary on the passing wildlife from their portable hide..

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The Officials

Three football referees who will transform any event into a cup final...

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The Photographers

Meet our Victorian gentleman photographers, whose work has been called 'stiff but exciting'..

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The Pirate Show

A shambling, grizzled old pirate and his parrot Roger..

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The Pre-Hee Men

Prehistorically potty walkabout and arena act complete with an electrically powered caveman car .. perfect for mix and mingle or arena shows

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The Punt

Two Oxbridge undergraduates descend from their ivory towers and are off for a relaxing punt...

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The Seagulls

Totally surrealistic, with working beaks, they'll be rummaging in bags and pockets, stealing food from plates and picnic baskets, causing chaos as usual..

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The Singing Fireman

Features Fireman Stan in his tiny electric fire engine and his gloriously shiny helmet. Listen as he belts out a medley of wicked pop toons..

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The Streetwalkers

The spectacular 'Streetwalkers' have to be seen to be believed. And you will be guaranteed to see them from quite a distance!

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The Swimmers

The 1920's styled swimmers promenade inside their striped bathing huts..

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The Triffids

Accompanied by their Keeper these 'Carnivorous Succulents' need daily exercise. Watch out for your sandwiches, and for goodness sake don't water them..

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The Tub Men

Two old aristocrats being carried by servants in a bath of water.. very very funny and wet too!!!

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The Van Dunk Brothers

The boys will delight crowds with their award-winning dry land synchronized swimming display..

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The Van Goghs

A whole gang of Vincents (slightly hard of hearing) enthusiastically create 'impressionistic masterpieces' worthy of a five-year old, as they crowd around their subject - be it litterbin or passer-by..

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The Wind People

It's howling a gale, but only in the world of the Wind People. These four characters appear to have been caught in a storm.. regardless of the weather in your world they have permanently windswept hair, clothes, and even expressions...

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The Wind-Ups!

Amazing wind-up characters for meet and greet and walkabout - Toy Soldier, Ballroom Dancers, Latin Dancers, Businessmen and Alpine..tic..toc..

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Time Trouble Time Machine Show

Join our two bonkers boffins, Warp and Weft on a voyage through deepest history. Meet whip cracking Romans, morris dancing Vikings and of course The Time Machine.. (good for Xmas too..)

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Timid Vikings of Reknaestuff

Hellbent on apologising for all their ancestors' wrongdoing these extremely friendly and sympathetic Norse people don't destroy the towns and villages in their path but sweep through offering handshakes, crèche facilities and dog-walking..

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Tom Jones Fan Club

These determined ladies follow Tom everywhere, and are never ... ever... fooled by his disguises.

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Tribe

Fantastic, creative, investigative and interactive - the Tribe have arrived..

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Trolley Dollies

'Duty-Free goods from the trolley sir', these ladies will happily help

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Ugly Tarts

Great arse... shame about the face. Geeks on the game! These three lovely ladies trot around in single file at your event. How can one resist?

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Utter Bankers

We are launching our new improved customer listening programme to show we care about YOU - We care about your money. We care about your house. We care about your assets. Why do we care so much? Because we own them!

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Viva Las Wedding

The Elvis Parsley twins cordially invite you to the world's only walk through wedding chapel..

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Walkies

A very simple format: high status very British characters brought hilariously down to earth by the fact that they have yappy little dogs in tow..

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Wannabee TV

Forget X Factor and Big Brother these two are on a mission to catapult your willing ?wannabees? to instant fame..

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Wedding Party

Chantal's been left in the lurch...

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