Soprano Security

Soprano Security is an exciting, brand-spankingly new corporate entertainment company. We provide totally original, surprise 'during dinner' entertainment for any, and all, your corporate functions. If you require something laugh-out-loud funny and toe-tappingly different, we are it. Soprano Security knows it's place - right at the heart and soul of the party

The show comprises three performers, who pose as bouncers at your event. As the guests enter, they are a secure presence who can be used to point your guests towards seating plans, bars, and other amenities. After this they blend into the background and your guests are free to enjoy their meals.

At some point during the main course, it becomes apparent that the totally fictitious entertainment for the evening has failed to turn up. At this point Soprano Security take it upon themselves to fill in.

What follows is 30 minutes of high energy, rock and pop songs, crammed with scripted comedy and hilarious routines.

Warning: includes scenes of very mild peril, fake bad attitude, a pair of ladies pants and two occurrences of such extraordinarily soft 'offensive' language that, were the offending words peas, a 'real' princess could happily sleep with them under her mattress without the slightest discomfort.
 

Who Are Soprano Security?             

Soprano Security - a brand spanking new Corporate Entertainment company providing surprise ‘during dinner' entertainment.

What?

Employing only performers with a proven West End track record, we provide Rock/Pop singing mingled with scripted comedy. Those lucky corporate employers get a high point to their function they will be hard pushed to better.

How?

Three professional, West End performers pose as security guards for our employer's event. When the ‘hired entertainment' for the evening fails to turn up and while the audience are still seated, enjoying their dinner, our trio take it upon themselves to fill in.

Where?

Corporate events: Christmas parties, Birthdays, Anniversaries, any celebration - you name it, Soprano Security will add ‘memorable' to the run-of-the-mill.

Why?

Other ‘surprise' entertainers focus on the rather more ‘high-brow sophistication' of Opera singing. Soprano Security knows it's place - the heart and soul of the party, riddled with laughs and feel-good factor.

'Modern Opera', 'Pop Opera', or even 'Popera'

Whatever you call it, you can be sure this act will add sophistication to your day - and when songs of this quality are sung by the outstanding voices of Soprano Security, you can also guarantee very pleasant shivers up and down your spine. (performance length 35mins)

Playlist includes - Nessun Dorma, This is the Moment, You Raise Me Up

Rat Pack Swing

Soprano Security gets your fingers clicking and your toes tapping through a set of well known swing classics from the kings of cool.

Includes cheeky, playful patter guaranteed to put a grin on every face. (performance length 35mins)

Playlist includes - Mack the Knife, The Lady is a Tramp, Fly Me to the Moon, It Had to be You, I Get a Kick Out of You