Noel Britten

Noel Britten

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Noel Britten's award winning comedy (Winner: Hackney Empire New Act of the Year 1996 and Ha Bloody Ha New Act of the Year 1996), has earned him a solid reputation for comedy excellence on the circuit and beyond.

From the outset Noel was described as "the country's finest emerging stand-up talent" (Comedy Review Magazine) and throughout his career in which he has notched up 7 years of solid experience he is considered "something of a hot property" (Venue Magazine) within the comedy world.

As well as performing in the famous Comedy Store and Jongleurs his clients also extend to numerous corporate events including IBM, HP, Pentel, Pictet Swiss Bank Corporation and Hamptons where his quick witted observational comedy has entertained executives all around the world.

He is regularly invited to perform in the USA, Australia, Hong Kong, Dubai and Canada at a variety of events including The Sydney International Festival in Australia, The Nova Scotia Comedy Festival in Canada, The Oerol Festival in Holland and of course The Edinburgh Festival in Scotland. Noels work has also been featured on Channel 4 and BBC.

Noels quick witted dry humour defies all expectations. He executes his fast paced one liners with razor sharp precision, firing his wit into the audience to create an atmosphere that can only be produced by a seasoned professional.


  • Comedy Store
  • Jongleurs
  • Millenium Dome
  • Palladium
  • Her Majesty's Theatre

Corporate Clients:

  • British Aerospace
  • Marie Cure Cancer Care
  • Millenium Dome
  • IBM
  • BP
  • Pentel
  • Pictet Swiss Bank Corporation
  • Hamptons

Support act for:

Jeff Green, Rory Bremner, Lee Mack & Donna Mcphail.

Festival appearances:

Sydney Festival, Moomba Festival, Canberra Festival, Adelaide Festival, Expo 88, Halifax Comedy Festival, Vancouver Comedy Festival, Bath Fringe, Edinburgh Fringe Festival, Leicester Comedy Festival, London Mime and Visual Arts Festival, Linburg Straat Festival, and performances in 20 countries.


Please note when booking a Comedian through Classique...

Audience: At least 90% of the audience to be seated

Stage: A raised area is required. The performance will not take place 'in the round'

Other: Please note Comedians only very rarely, if ever, perform at weddings (sorry), their main performances are TV, on tour and at corporate events after dinner.

Virtual: Some comedians are now able to offer either a live or pre-recorded set for clients.

The Stage

"Excellent compere... his laid back humour made a perfect filler between the acts."

"Great one-liners and asides."

"Has to be the funniest comedy Magician since Tommy Cooper... had everyone rocking with laughter."

"Has all the ingredients for success, one of which is that his delivery is at the right speed, apart from which his timing is excellent and his wit sharp, but kindly."

HTV Festival Live

"Very entertaining."

"One of the best examples of warm up work I've ever seen - you played a major part in making the evening a success."

Channel 4 "Gas"

"Noel Britten brilliantly combines very funny material and visual gags with abundant self-effacing charm."

Comedy Review Magazine

"A great compere who excels when given his own spot."

"The country's finest emerging stand up talent."

"Absolute on stage excellence and brilliantly confident material."

Venue Magazine

"His impish sense of humour and ability to ad-lib proved a real hit."

"Quickfire repartee and outstanding verbal humour."

"Gaining a reputation as a first class comedian."

The Scotsman

"Wonderful... and more than able to deal with the most persistent of hecklers.

Classique has been working with International Artistes from around the world for over 20 years, whether they are ‘A’ list celebrities, Chart Toppers, performers from TV talent shows or Celebrity DJs. Along with our in-house production team, we pull together all the details – dealing with flights, transfers, accommodation and riders for all the major artists and their teams.

As the UK’s No 1 booker of celebrity artists we deal with everything for you and work constantly with management companies throughout the world, where we have built up great relationships and have the latest information about who is available and who would work best for your event.

Please contact us for any ideas for your event and we will work with you, always understanding time constraints and budgets.

Unfortunately we are unable to request autographs or personal Meet & Greets (unless part of a Classique event and pre-arranged) and we suggest contacting the artist's own websites or fan sites. Apologies, we are also not able to ask for Video calls / personal birthday requests / free / gratis / charity / reduced fee performances from any of the artists – again please contact your chosen artist through their own websites.
We are however very happy to pass on your thanks to any artist that has appeared at your event arranged and organised by Classique.

The majority of prices will be plus vat at the current UK rate of 20%.