Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue

Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue

Price Range


£500 £100,000

'The Raymond and Mr Timpkins Revue' are a prop/music driven double act, professionally dancing about and holding up words and pictures since 2004, though we've been enthusiastic amateurs for much longer.

They have crisscrossed the planet in a bid to make money and amuse.  From the Falkland Islands to Oman, South Africa to East Cheam, they've been there and enjoyed it all.

Musical puns, cheeky japes and slick sandal-based choreography abound to a backing track of increasing intensity, transporting even the meekest of reluctant comedy-goers to quivering, giggling seat-wetters.

Excellent, fast-moving, clever, constantly changing (but leaving lots of the best bits in for next time), hilarious, musical nonsense - perfect for cabaret, corporate and parties.

If you like to laugh and want something different, we recommend Raymond and Mr Timpkins !


Please note when booking a Comedian through Classique...

Audience: At least 90% of the audience to be seated

Stage: A raised area is required. The performance will not take place 'in the round'

Other: Please note Comedians only very rarely, if ever, perform at weddings (sorry), their main performances are TV, on tour and at corporate events after dinner.

Virtual: Some comedians are now able to offer either a live or pre-recorded set for clients.

Hello all at Classique and Raymond and Mr Timkins!

We just wanted to say a massive "thank you" for helping to make Saturday evening such a memorable night.  Your act was fantastic and had everybody in hysterics.  We were all thoroughly entertained and thought your act innovative, clever and full of laughs.  All our guests have commented on how great they thought you were and I think that it is safe to say that your first dinner party event was a huge success!

Again, thank you so much. Very kind regards

Tanya - April 2012


Enough silliness to fill a pillow" - EVENING STANDARD

"Absolutely hilarious" - VIZ

"A mad, anarchic triumph of stupidity over style. Not to be missed" - THE GUARDIAN

"Pretty irresistible" - CHORTLE

"Knockabout double-act with enough silliness to fill a pillow" - THE EVENING STANDARD

"An indulgent set of brilliant tackiness" - 'TAKE 7' MAGAZINE

"A slap-stick duo with their sights fixed on stardom" - TIME OUT

"Genius, hilarious, fast moving, surprised you, didn't let you go for a minute and also laughed all the way through!" - CLASSIQUE PROMOTIONS

Classique has been working with International Artistes from around the world for over 20 years, whether they are ‘A’ list celebrities, Chart Toppers, performers from TV talent shows or Celebrity DJs. Along with our in-house production team, we pull together all the details – dealing with flights, transfers, accommodation and riders for all the major artists and their teams.

As the UK’s No 1 booker of celebrity artists we deal with everything for you and work constantly with management companies throughout the world, where we have built up great relationships and have the latest information about who is available and who would work best for your event.

Please contact us for any ideas for your event and we will work with you, always understanding time constraints and budgets.

Unfortunately we are unable to request autographs or personal Meet & Greets (unless part of a Classique event and pre-arranged) and we suggest contacting the artist's own websites or fan sites. Apologies, we are also not able to ask for Video calls / personal birthday requests / free / gratis / charity / reduced fee performances from any of the artists – again please contact your chosen artist through their own websites.
We are however very happy to pass on your thanks to any artist that has appeared at your event arranged and organised by Classique.

The majority of prices will be plus vat at the current UK rate of 20%.