'Spoof' Apprentice

'Spoof' Apprentice
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You've all seen "The Apprentice" yeah, well replace Sir Alan Sugar with me and you've got yourself a tremendous day of "Team Building" with one of the top people managers in the world, mixing up the melting pot, yeah!

Because Sir Alan is tied up (ooh, kinky!) in a meeting with some captains of industry he decides to leave it to someone of equal stature in business and in the global celebrity arena, who is also a close personal friend yeah, me, David Brent!

We start the day with a briefing but the bit I most look forward too is the de-briefing (ooh ooer mrs), seriously though, guests are greeted by me with a hilarious motivational speech and explanation on what is expected of them throughout the day.

They are given their tasks and sent off to the shops to collect various items by bartering etc, after having a photo session with the Brent Meister General himself of course.

Upon their return everything is collected and their scores are assessed.

To conclude the day we have the apprentice awards presentation which consists of various mickey taking and video footage of the days activity, comedy!

I end the day just before dinner with a "You're fired & You're hired" speech and make the losers or winners do the famous Ricky Gervais "flash dance fused with mc hammer" dance with me on stage.

Then everyone gets drunk and some people get off with each other, shhhhh!!

Classique has been working with International Artistes from around the world for over 20 years, whether they are ‘A’ list celebrities, Chart Toppers, performers from TV talent shows or Celebrity DJs, we pull together all the details – dealing with flights, transfers, accommodation and riders for all the major artists and their teams.

As the UK’s No 1 booker of celebrity artists we deal with everything for you and work constantly with management companies throughout the world, where we have built up great relationships and have the latest information about who is available and who would work best for your event.

Please contact us for any ideas for your event and we will work with you, always understanding time constraints and budgets.

Unfortunately we are unable to request autographs or personal requests and we suggest contacting the artist's own websites or fan sites. Apologies, we are also not able to ask for free / gratis / charity / reduced fee performances from any of the artists – again please contact your chosen artist through their own websites.

The majority of prices will be plus vat at the current UK rate of 20%.