- Gok Wan - what a DJ - what a party! Thank you!
- Thank you to Toni Braxton for fabulous performance for private party in Europe, stunning night
- Your favourite celebrity artist performs at your virtual event for guests around the world!
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- Stunning Nile Rodgers & Chic for amazing private party in Europe, thank you!!
- Melanie C (Spice Girl!) amazing DJ performance in Tenerife, thank you
- The amazing Kenny Thomas performed for private wedding in Santorini, stunning as always!
- Melanie Blatt DJ set for private birthday, awesome performance, thank you :)
- Mini Glastonbury birthday with Tony Hadley, Chvrches, Bjorn Again and Craig David TS5 - What a party!
- World renowned Gipsy Kings in Istanbul for private 50th party! Fantastic performance and lovely guys!
- The fabulous Sister Sledge wowed at birthday party in Lebanon! Thank you ladies
- Artful Dodger, Five & Tinchy Stryder - fantastic performances, thank you!
- James Morrison superb for a private party, thank you.
- Ché Chesterman had an amazing performance for a wedding in Santorini, Greece :)
- Lemar wowed at fabulous wedding in Marbella, Spain!
- Lulu - incredible performance along with the Bootleg Beatles for corporate, fantastic night!
- Katie Melua - the voice of an angel - wowed guests at private party, thank you so much
- S Club Party, Five, Big Brovaz, Booty Luv - client blown away - thank you!
- Marti Pellow & Band - incredible performance for private birthday party - thank you!
- Great fun nights with many events recently with Stavros Flatley, Signature & Faces of Disco :)
- International guests were wowed with Sophie Ellis Bextor & Boney M on boat in London!
- Billy Ocean & band were amazing for a private party in Monaco - absolute legend!
- Amazing recent events with Jamie Cullum, Nick Grimshaw, Jimmy Carr, Sally Phillips.. Thank you so much
- Boogie Storm had a stunning performance for private party in San Francisco!
- Jools Holland & his Rhythm & Blues Orchestra - fantastic at private party, thank you!
- Thank you to Vernon Kay, Toby Anstis, Richard & Adam, Joe McElderry, Diversity, Odyssey & more for recent fabulous events for Classique
- Thank you to the wonderful Katherine Jenkins for superb performance at private party in Vienna, amazing!
- Denise Van Outen & Julia Bradbury both superb at Awards Event, thank you
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FORMER WORLD RECORD HOLDER FOR THE MOST JOKES TOLD IN ONE HOUR.
When you see Tim Vine perform you certainly get value for money.
He is a joke machine gun, rattling out one joke after another in quick succession. At full pelt Tim sprays out 10 jokes a minute. Keep the laughs short, he's got a lot to get through.
In early 2006 Tim completed a sell-out tour of his Edinburgh show, 'Current Puns', which he will be touring again in the Autumn of 2006.
Sell-Out Edinburgh festival shows 'Current Puns' in 2005, 'I'm Vine Thanks', 'Tim Vine and The Minotaur', 'Tim Vine Flat Out', 'The Tim Vine Shambles' and 'The Vine Fiasco', which won him The Perrier Best Newcomer Award.
He also played to sell-out audiences at the critically acclaimed Montreal 'Just For Laughs' Comedy Festival.
Recent T.V. credits include, Host of 'Fluke' (Channel 4) this show was devised by Tim and short-listed for a 'Montreux Golden Globe Award'. Host of 'Whittle' (Channel 5), Host of 'The Tim Vine Christmas Present' (Channel 5), Host of 'Housemates' (BBC1). Tim was the first man to appear on Channel 5 co-hosting the first show they broadcast called 'This is Five'. Guest host on 'Not The Jack Docherty Show' (Channel 5). He also appeared on the 'Des O'Connor Show' (ITV) 'The Stand Up Show' (BBC), 'Jim Davidson Presents' (BBC) 'Call My Bluff' (BBC), 'Give Us a Clue' (BBC), 'Night Fever' (Channel 5), and he is a regular on 'Loose Ends' (Radio 4). Also Tim wrote, directed and starred in a short film called 'Two Men Left'.
Tim's basic philosophy is, "The audience came to hear jokes so I'll give 'em jokes" and that's what he does. He gives them several hundred very silly ones.
Tim has also appeared in 'The Royal Variety Show.'
Hold onto the arms of your chair you're about to get caught in a hail of punch lines. Tim vine is back with lots of new stupidity. There's no escape. Ducking is futile. The man with the golden pun has you in his sights. He's officially the fastest joke teller that ever lived and he's in your town tonight. Good luck. You'll need it.
Please note when booking a Comedian through Classique...
Audience: At least 90% of the audience to be seated
Stage: A raised area is required. The performance will not take place 'in the round'
Other: Please note Comedians only very rarely, if ever, perform at weddings (sorry), their main performances are TV, on tour and at corporate events after dinner.
Virtual: Some comedians are now able to offer either a live or pre-recorded set for clients.
"An inspired medley of out to lunch one-liners" - The Guardian
"Exceptionally amusing" - Time Out
"King of the surreal one-liner" - The Times