- Thank you to Aquabatix for their stunning performance for the VIP opening of the North Deck at the Burj Al Arab in Dubai
- Thank you to the amazing 4th Impact for their fabulous first major concert in Dubai - AMAZING!!!
- Matt Willis from Busted available for DJ sets! Call Classique for availability
- Grandmaster Flash touring Europe & UK this summer. Contact Classique for availability!
- The Overtones new album and tour, fantastic group for parties and events! Contact Classique for availability.
- Hot Hot Hot! Have a Rio Carnival at your event! Olympic Fever is coming....!!
- Sister Sledge touring Europe inc UK in Summer 2016 - contact Classique for available dates!
- May the Force be with You!! Have a Star Wars Themed Party with Darth Vader & friends!
Little Britain
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Little Britain is the current smash hit TV series. In fact we'd go so far to say that it is a modern classic that will remain long in the memory (time of course will tell!)
Stuart and Gavin will come and entertain your crowd, at exhibitions, conferences, store openings, gala events, awards ceremonies, Bar Mitzvahs, weddings, birthdays or other events
Stuart Morrison and Gavin Pomfret are perfect recreations of the Little Britain characters just the thing for your corporate "do", party, nightclub or whatever your venue, event or occassion.
Get an evenings entertainment from Emily Howard, Daffydd Thomas, Ray McCooney, Andy and Lou, Kenny Craig, Marjorie Dawes and Vicky Pollard or Anne (watch the decor though). As featured on Richard and Judy, BBC Radio at Madame Tussauds and appeared in OK and Star Magazine and coming to a venue near you soon!
Book a Little Britain theme night for your event, venue or guests. They come, bedeck your venue with Union Jacks and Llanddewi Brefi signs. Have Daffydd and Emily greeting your guests, Lou and Andy walking about and Anne and Kenny Craig creating mayhem.
All told it's a great night and we can supply prizes for the best dressed guest as a Little Britain character.
For info the full Little Britain Character List
Anne
Book the pinhead nutter with a 1 word vocabulary "Eheheh!" unless on her mobile.
Dennis Waterman
Do you want us to write da feem choon, I sing da feem choon?
Marjorie Dawes
"Dust? Dust? Dust? Anybody? Dust? Eat as much as you like, no calories in dust. Join Fatfighters today.
Kenny Craig
Look into our eyes, not around them, into them! You're under, book us now!!!
Daffyd Thomas
Are you too homophobic to ask him to visit? He will be the ONLY gay in your village.
Edward Grant and Samantha
Have you done your homework? No? Then you can't book us.
Emily Howard and Florence
A lovely lady why not book her and her friend to help your party go with a swing.
Lou and Andy
Do you want to do a booking? Yeah! Want that one!! Wheelchair access required.
Vicky Pollard
Yeah, but, no, but, yeah, but, no, but. Book me, you know nuffin, shut up!
Sebastian Love and the PM
You can't have him he's mine, bitch. Whatever!
Bernard Chumley
Book our agent with dark secrets.
Gary and Jason
Jason loves his mates nan, but will come and visit you if you want him too.
Bubbles DeVere, Her ex-Hubby and Desiree
Fat is not an issue, but do reinforce your floors when thinking of booking this bounteous "beauty".
Dame Sally Markham
Would love to come and regail you with her stories. Remember to get the chocolates in.
Harvey Pincher
Make sure you have a good supply of Bitty for him.
The St. Johns Ambulance
Safety and mints come first Unless you want mints. Mints, mints, mints, lovely mints...
Liz
Did you know she was Mollies Sugden's bridesmaid but she doesn't like to go on about it? But will if you book her.
Peter Andre
Shamed ex-royal correspondent - trousers optional.
Matthew Waterhouse
Has the ideas if you have the time, liven up a board meeting with a visit.
Ray McCooney
This Scots hotel proprietor is just a confusion wrapped in an enigma surrounded by incompitiance. Yesss...
Judy and Maggie
Would love to visit, you're not "ethnic" or a "lesbian" though are you?
Doug
A drug counsellor but can come and sort out your problems.
Mr. Mann, Ray and Maaaaaaagretttttttttt
Will annoy all but the most pedantic and can be very annoying. Perfect.
Viv
Are you gawwwwwwjus? If not then don't book her.
Rachael and Nicola
Like men who are well "endowed" are you?
Maggie Blackamoor and her friend Judy Pike
Members of the Institute for Women they are middle englanders, however Maggie is a deeply xenophobic bigot.
Kenny Craig
A self deluded stage hypnotist, tries to use his technique to personal advantage.
Carol Beer
Disinterested bank worker (then travel agent) who processes customers' requests on her computer, usually responding flatly, "Computer says no..." and violently coughing in their direction to get rid of them.
Dudley Punt and Ting Tong Macadangdang
A lonely middle-aged man and his awkward, mail-order Thai wife, previously a lady boy.
Linda Flint
The single most insulting person on the planet, but her position as a university counsellor makes it even worse
Mrs Emery
Severely incontinent, elderly woman. So funny I nearly wet meself!
Sir Norman Fry MP
I would like to address the situation I recently found myself in... and so the apology begions... always apologising to the media over being found in a compromising situation
Letty Bell
I love my froggies, I do I just love 'em. So says the frog-obsessed woman
Sid Pegg
Over zealous Neighbour Watch leader, thinks he is repelling the hun!